Funny DBSK Anecdotes^^

During Autograph/ Signing Sessions...
Fan: oppa! hello!
CM: hello!
(CM starts signing after greeting each other)
Fan: wow oppa is 176cm tall! (the fan joked while CM is signing)
After CM finished signing, the fan looked at the paper(?) and behind the signature, CM wrote "PS: I'm 186 oh ^^"
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During a signing session, a fangirl with straight long hair went up for CM's signature.
Fan: Oppa, please touch my hair.
CM: ah? I can't.. I.. I am not.. a.. pervert... 
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CM: Hello!
Fan: Hello!
CM: Your name is..?
Fan: What is oppa's name?
CM: oh..
CM wrote: 'To: What is oppa's name.'
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YC: Hello!
Fan: Hello!
YC: Your name is..?
Fan: What is oppa's name?
YC: (flustered) ah.. you don't know my name?
Fan: (sadly) yea.. I have serious amnesia...
YC: oh.. my name is Park Yoo Chun. And you?
Fan: !@#$%&*
YC: huh?
Fan: !@#$%&*
YC finally finished signing.. and at the back, he wrote: ' a very unique name '
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Fan went towards YC for signature..but realised that CM, who was sitting beside YC is too good looking, just like a living sculpture...
Hence, after telling YC her name, she kept staring at CM...
YC: erm... you...
Fan continues looking at CM..
YC: erm... i have finished signing..
Fan: oh! ok!
at the back, YC wrote: ' PS: CM is indeed very handsome! '
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During an autograph session, a fan wrote her name on JJ's palm.
The next fan who came up told JJ: ' Oppa, scribbling on your palm is as bad (an offence) as smoking.. '
JJ: Bring that previous girl back here!
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Fan: Oppa, my name is Sun, please remember alright?
YH: ok.
Next autograph session..
Fan: Oppa, what is my name?
YH: ahh.. I can't remember already..
Fan: I'm Sun, you must remember alright?
Next autograph session..
Fan: Oppa, what's my name?
YH: ... erm......
Security guard standing behind YH: ' SUN.'
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On a certain fan-meeting session, a fan thought of buying some tonics for JS. And her friend who introduced that tonic to her said that taking it will be as good as taking fertilizer. (Means that the effects of the tonic is so good/strong that it's like taking fertilizer)
Hence, the fan repeatedly thought of what her friend said in her mind...
And when it's her turn to go up to JS, she flustered and pushed the tonic drinks to JS and said aloud: ' Oppa, please drink this fertilizer and continue to work hard!'

Other funny happenings...
Because of the huge number of fans crowding around Yunho, he had to try very hard in order to squeeze out of the crowd. And finally, when he was about to get on to the car, his clothes got stucked at the car's door.
YH: ahh.. you shouldn't be doing this!
The fans beside him all stood still in suspense doing nothing.
Embarassed YH quickly got into the car...
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One night in the hostel, hardworking JS was writing his report.
But suddenly, YC turned the lights off..
JS: Yah, what are you doing?! Why did you turn off the lights?!
YC: If we don't turn off the lights, the fans will all be crowding downstairs....
An hour later, YC turned on all the lights again..
JS: Why did you turn on the lights again?
YC: What if all the fans really leaves...?!
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In the waiting room...
JS: Let's exchange shoes!
However, JS's feet are too small.. he wore YH's shoes and tripped after a few steps..
JS: YH hyung's feet are too big! CM ah, lend me your shoes!
CM: ok..!
JS: ah.. why are all your feet so big! You must try to make them small and cute like mine!
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At the airport filling up some forms..
YC was wearing slippers on that day.. But because of all the squeezing and pushing from the fans, his slippers broke.
On the plane..
YC ask YH seriously: Hyung, can I still wear this after pasting it back?
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During BBQ endorsement times...
Lee Yoon Jae: erm.. Jaejoong..
JJ: yea?
LYJ: the BBQ... Fried chicken... is delicious..
JJ: (flustered) ah, no, we TVXQ are just in charge of modeling...
LYJ: you must be even more serious when frying those chickens next time alright..
JJ: (sadly/desperate) no... we're just purely modeling...
LYJ: do remember to give out more carrots when selling the chickens too ok..
JJ: -.-"

credit: translated by buttercupwheels@LJ